None of your business
I’m changing directions before you all think that I’ve become such an emotional basket case. 🙂 Because I’m fine, really. And thank you for all the encouraging and comforting words. I really appreciate them.
This is a joke that my youngest son told me a while back and I made him tell it to me again today. He heard it from his friend. I know it doesn’t make sense to have a police station in an exotic island, but this is his joke and I think it’s funny. 🙂
There are three people on a vacation in an exotic island. One named None of Your Business, another named Manners, and another one named Trouble.
Trouble got lost. So None of Your Business and Manners went to a police station. When they got there, Manners was shy to go in. So he waited outside. None of Your Business knocked on the door.
A policeman came and opened the door. He said, “How may I help you?”
None of Your Business said, “We’re looking for our friend.”
The policeman said, “What’s your name?”
None of Your Business said, “None of Your Business.”
The policeman said, “Where’s your manners?”
None of Your Business said, “He’s outside.”
The policeman said, “Looking for trouble?”
None of Your Business said, “Yes, how did you know?”
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